We're like a lot better than the average bears
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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