OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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