Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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