i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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