Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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