my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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