she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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