But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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