It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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