How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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