Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!

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(419): View more from Ohio

fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.

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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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(760): View more from California

I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants

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