Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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