i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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