stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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