I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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