Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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