Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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