? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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