you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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