i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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