quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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