so that wasnt chicken after all
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Sorry about my life...
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize