I want to walk on stilts...naked
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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