Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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