So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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