i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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