..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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