I think my vagina is haunted
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
