why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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