Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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