oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
