Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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