Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Gay?
German.
Pity.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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