Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
why is half of my head shaved?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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