Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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