at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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