our cab driver is having phone sex.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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