Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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