Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
only you would photoshop your dick
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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