so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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