whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
