shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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