I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
