If i come over, it means nothing
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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