the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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