Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
