if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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