How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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