I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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