Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Girls should come with a carfax report
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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