This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just want to make out with him forever
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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