Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Woke up backwards on a recliner
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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